Saturday, May 23

Apocalypse

Carbon blades, whirling in thunderous noise, descended with tornado-like force on the hapless inhabitants. Sentries, still in body-armor, instantly rallied from the garrison to oppose the invasion. However, there was so little warning, and the vehement power of the enemy so over-whelming, their diligence to duty was lost as the onslaught sent their fragile bodies flinging helplessly out into open space in an instant.

Throughout the ante-chambers, confusion reigned. Colonists scrambled in red-alert mode to the crisis, each to a preassigned station of emergency response. Nurses tending to young, corpsmen relaying messages, hordes of alerted individuals seemingly moving in all directions. The appalling noise of the invasion above roared fiercely through every hallway and battered the senses mercilessly.

Then, just as suddenly as it had appeared, the hellish foe retreated. There was an eerie and profound nothingness in its place; a cool breeze, the grass still moist from rain, a gentle sun bathing the now calm morning. There was after all, no aggressor to confront. Nothing at all. No intruder at the doors, no apparent motive whatsoever for the momentary frenzy of awful terror and death. The attack was by all accounts, unexplainable. Then, even before preliminary damage assessments could be conducted, and while scouts were valiantly exploring the perimeter, the shadow of roaring, whirling destruction returned.

This time it crushed them with a terrible, wholly consuming force. Multiple passageways totally collapsed, burying countless victims beneath a sudden and pulverizing blow. Whatever it was ~ it was so massive, so utterly gigantic, its indistinguishable form filled the sky literally from horizon to horizon. Only the horrified scouting party had this particular vantage since they had ventured far enough from the compound to avoid a direct blow. A number of them were thrown violently by the whirlwind, but they escaped the deadliest impact their fellow citizens unfortunately experienced at ground zero. This was a tragedy of epic proportions.

Such is a day in the life of a large, new ant hill in the backyard I encountered while mowing the lawn. Ruthlessly, I sprinkled the last of a boric acid powder generously on top of the now seething mound of very aggressive, exceedingly nasty black biting ants. The fine, white cloud of powder sweetly settling on the ground reminded me of sifted powdered sugar delicately lacing the surface of a warm spice cake. It was easy. I quite enjoyed it.


5 comments:

Cynthia said...

Well, there's nothing like mowing the lawn to bring out thoughts of warfare. Those nasty biting ants deserve all the ammunition you can give them.

Lindsey said...

Hilarious.

Hey- I can't find your email! Did you get your wand from Rachel? Did she tell you that I made her mad on Sunday? ;) Will you be able to help out with the bereavement gowns on the 16th of June? Or do you want to wait another month? Please email me so I can be smart and save your address this time.

Yaj said...

I was thinking, Star Trek weaponry? Tornado filled with swirling cars or barbed wire?

That last paragraph is very funny. Well, for us, I guess, not the ants...

Lindsey said...

Get busy on the blog, lady! Hey- are you ready for Tuesday? What do I need to do to prepare besides gettting some sewing machines? We need to talk.

Anonymous said...

It's the end of the world.